Whenever you hypothetically decide between blindness and deafness, take a shot.
Whenever you feel a rush of nostalgia after smelling a Crayola Crayon box, take a shot.
Whenever you text message "cool", take a shot.
Whenever you cover one eye and try to see the world as if it were two dimensional, take a shot.
Whenever you become aware of your homosexual tendencies, take shot.
Whenever you take food from a friend and do not feel like you were really stealing, take a shot.
Whenever you only brush your teeth once that day, take a shot.
Whenever you debate the merits of Judd Apatow, take a shot.
Whenever you push your chair back on two legs, but fail to make it truly balance, take a shot.
Whenever you watch something on VHS, take a shot.
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